Instant Tau Foo Fa

Still pretty much awake and alive after the Kent's posting... let's talk about food. Got this instant tau foo fa from a china fren (yes, a female lah...) Haven't seen anything like this locally, or is it just me?

I thought it would tastes nice...

Instructions says you can only stir it one-way and only for 6-seconds

Ready to serve, i had it and went straight to the loo the next morning, damn!!